Mom: Drinkers babies can come out with fetus alcohol syndrome do you know what that is?
Me: uhm when the baby comes out dunk?
mom:….you haven’t even been home 45minutes and that’s the first thing you say in response to me?
Me: you should have expected this.
I miss you a lot.I miss laying down with you & watching movies & keeping up with the Kardashians.You make me so happy.I’m glad I get to see you Tuesday & now we have matching Star Wars shirts.I love you nomnomnom♡
Of course not c: how could i forget?
I need you weeks, months, and decades from now.
Picking up hookers
duh!
what else would i be doing?
Mom: try not to get arrested out there ok?
Me: Mom its either THUG LIFE OR NO LIFE!
Mom D:
THIS IS GREAT
I CAN WATCH ADVENTURE TIME
OR GET ON TUMBLR
BUT WHO KNOWS WHAT’LL BE ON MY DASH
I DON’T NEED LIKE
PORN ALL OVER MY DASH WITH SOMEONE OLD SITTING NEXT TO ME
WHATEVER
THE PLANE RIDE MIGHT BE THE BEST PART OF THE TRIP.
except for tonight :D :D :D :D :D
Whoah, if you only knew
The amount of thought that I put into you
Man overboard-Five Girls Pizza
oh and if my flight gets delayed…
AUTOMATIC LIGHT SABER BATTLE
its self explanitory
i mean like
what if the girl gets tired
she needs a drink.
why did you have to fall asleep!?
=/
which is why i feel like this.
they’re like
fucking
marvelous
<33
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
YOU KNOW ITS ADVENTURE TIME>FLAP JACK
YOU ARE POO BELINDA
POO
GET OUT
<3
Adventure time, c’mon grab your friends,
we’ll go to very distant lands.
With Jake the dog and Finn the hu-man,
the fun will never end, it’s adventure time
there already WAS one it was in coronado
this one is in La Jolla
and they’re filming like 5 minutes from my house and every time i ride my bike through hillcrest to get to mission hills to my house
i see them
LOL
please?
it’s getting annoying
get the fuck out
bye.
i should just go bomb all their shots.
i think i will
But I just laid there in protest, entirely fucked.
It’s such a stubborn reminder one perfect night’s not enough.
I LOVE YOU
THAT IS ALL
YOU CALL THAT CUSTOMER CARE?
THE FUCK?
ITS OBVIOUS THAT YOU DIDN’T GO THROUGH ANY TRAINING
THEY JUST GAVE YOU A HEADSET AND A FUCKING SCRIPT TO READ
GTFO OUTTA THAT CHAIR
I COULD HAVE HELPED MYSELF MORE THAN YOU HELPED ME
FUCK YOU
anyway!
i get to hang out with my bestfriend tomorrow<3 and she gets to meet the doggy :D
i love when you send stuff like that
it makes me happy<3
Remember not our faulty pieces,
Remember not our rusted parts,
It’s not the petty imperfections that define us but
The way we hold our hearts.
Zombieland was a waste of our time
UGH
I HATE
IT
