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May 2011

UGH.

FUCK

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Apr 30, 2011
Karl is going to beat the shit out of me.

oh well

i actually need it.

i’m like face palming right now so hard.

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UGH

somebody kill me please.

wait so life could you quad facepalm if you used both hands on one face?

Apr 30, 2011
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THIS IS BOTHERING ME.

Apr 30, 2011
Jared
  • Jared: Hnng don't forget about raping 12 year olds!
  • Me: ah yeah! i call dibs on all the disabled ones
  • Jared: I WANTED ALL THE DISABLED ONES...
  • Me: Nope haha well.. Hmm i call dibs on Anne Frank
  • Jared: But dude she won't even see it coming. No fun in that
  • Me: BUT SHE'LL FEEL IT
  • Jared: Word i'd rape hellen keller but that bitch is so hard to find.
  • omg what
Apr 30, 20111 note
if i don't come home with a starfish tomorrow when i hang out with Jared.

i will kick Luis Torres in the chest on Monday

And if i DO come home with one..

i will kick Luis Torres in the chest on Monday.

Apr 30, 2011
one time i got in school suspension for calling some girl a whore.
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i have been clean for 2 months (almost in a few weeks)

this

is

weird

and 

a

new

record

-__-

Apr 30, 20111 note
Ivan and i ordered as Prince William and Kate Middleton :)

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Apr 30, 201113 notes

April 2011

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I MISS MY JEDI

Apr 30, 2011
yuth

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Apr 30, 2011
Apr 30, 2011601 notes
:)

 I can’t wait until later :)

no hoes will be allowed over, if you turn into a hoe while you’re drunk then thats fine.

By the way IF you puke outside my house thats cool, IF you puke inside, you’re cleaning that shit up man. drunk puke aint cool, unless you’re cute.

tomorrow =starfish finding with Jared :)

Apr 30, 2011
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Here Ponyo

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Apr 30, 20115 notes
#wizard #you #lazy #bastard
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Apr 30, 2011
the moment when

you and 2 of your drunk friends carry a bed down stairs, break the kitchen table, make vegan cupcakes AND pasta and don’t make a single mess with the food

is called accomplishment 

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Apr 29, 2011508 notes
i don't know why, but i just do. <3
Apr 29, 2011
This past week

i’ve been waking up around 8ish…

and i look at my phone with my eyes half closed half open and i see it

that “goodmorning < 3” from you 

and it makes me happy.

that is all

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Now i’m really afraid of being gone for that long over the summer

what if?

but i trust you 

but like what if?

Apr 29, 2011

Fingers crossed

Apr 28, 20111 note
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We need each other; come keep me.
Apr 28, 2011
#please?
My Man Overboard shirt came finally :)

i is happy c:

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WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP BEING SO SARCASTIC?!

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Apr 28, 2011
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you are so fucking sarcastic.

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Apr 28, 20116 notes
uhm If you're 18 why do you still live at home?

2 words.

Free Food

Apr 28, 2011
For being 18 i'm good at 2 things.
  1. Making my mom feel bad or upset.
  2. Making food.

h8 on it.

Apr 28, 2011
Apr 28, 2011235 notes
When Miranda sings Man Overboard to me while i'm half asleep in the middle of the night<3
Apr 28, 20112 notes
What the fuck is mothers day?

~

Apr 28, 20113 notes
What's your best no filter moment? No Filter Moment - something you did or said without thinking that caused a jaw dropping expression.

idk

i just like to eat cereal man leave me alone.

Apr 28, 2011
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I’ve never been more thankful to have anything well anyone for that matter as much as i have you, but i still feel like theres this big gap between us. 

=/

Apr 27, 2011
#why
Like that would make a difference to you.
Apr 27, 2011
#dbnl

You make me so happy <3

Apr 26, 2011
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