Decast Ronaut

This chick here at Which which looks like how itzel would look in 2 years

THE BEAR JEW!

againstdagrain:

thirtyminutesofficial:

sixpackofapathy:

heygloria:

wearethewaiting:

chikinpai:

ifuckinglovetea:

The bible also says you will go to hell for being gay and that a jewish zombie could cure lepers and women only have to go through childbirth because Eve ate an apple from a tree because a snake told her to.

Just sayin’

Does your hooker intuition say?

Wouldn’t be surprised if angelina brought back a kid from haiti

I’ve never seen someone fight a tree and live

againstdagrain:

beingbrutalisnteverything:

spacetimecontinuim:

imthejavafox:

mrsubstantial:

talkabouttp:

cruisinforabruisinn:

justashotinthedark:

impossiblecharisma:

I leave half empty water bottles all over the place.

I hate anything cinnamon sented.

I can say my ABC’s backwards.

the first week i met my best friend we got in a wreck and flipped his explorer in a ditch.

I Love Spanish Women…

I think chicken is one of my favorite things ever

Chocolate Malt-O-Meal might be my favorite thing ever.

I can waltz.

i can burp like a man!

 I can make a train noise! freal

Oh that’s great walk straight into the jaws of death

complete confidence doesn’t mean much when you drink vodka like its water.

AM. Goodnight

Love the rain. the way it feels the way it smells the way it tastes. I love the way YOUR hands feel the way YOU smell and the way YOUR lips taste

The fuck obama. There goes the moon mission

I’m staring at her cause I have nothing else to do she has face and nice tits. -steph

Hit on by some indie guy. Great. -

So today we stayed home =/

im sorry you regretted it, you should have just gone to school..

anyway.

JULY=SEATTLEE FOR 3 WEEKS

JUNE AND AUGUST=San Fran (off and on for a couple weeks)

june and august is normal for me, since i always go

it’s soo hot outside, like i don’t even understand, but i like it, i think?

i like that its summer weather, but i don’t like the thoughts it brings back to me =/

oh well,

Those. Ten multiple scandelous minutes spent in the bathroom with a total stranger will add up to 1 whole day of my summer

I pierced jet puffs ear

I’m in Sacramento, but i miss you

-Ivan :]

he was my valentine last year! and so was someone else -__-

i spent the last 2 hours of my night with him, which was amazing and now i miss him =/

Tom: I loved this girl, but she took a giant shit on my face, literally.
Allison: Literally?
Tom: No, not literally. That’s disgusting, Jesus. What’s the matter with you?

Pierced Lip Epidermis,

would you be so kind as to let me have full function of the lower left side of my lip without any pain for about 2 hours? please?

Jazzy and erik

Let’s (insert intimate detail here)

Your heart close to the ground

SPREAD YOUR BUSINESS lol!

thanks alot for taking my C and puting it to a D,

just becausse i missed class, to make up stuff for a teacher that hasn’t been at school for 3 weeks, really nice yknow?

fuck that shit, half your students hate you anyway.

on another note, my grades are fine, WAY better than i expect, but nothing to get excited over, its just a grade, like im not gonna throw a party for a good gpa, its just not me.

Ana watched me jump in a puddle today, FFFFyeah, :] She thought i was kidding when i said “ima go jump in that puddle” do i ever kid about ish like that? NO :D so we laughed for a while then i went back to class,

I LOVE 6TH PERIOD

Patrick, Anna, Alejandra, and i just sit there, and talk, i think its actually what gets me through my week, when shit goes bad, and the fact that i have a B in that class, doesn’t worry me one bit. hopefully i have a class with them next year,  i only have 2 classes with anna, but shes been coming into my bio class so 3 for right now, and i only have 2 classes with Alejandra. (what was the point of this?)

MONDAY IS BLAKES BIRFFFFDAYYY<3

going to BC to celebrate,shyeahh,

uhmmm

piercing tomorrow,

sleeping in friday

no idea saturday

sunday=plans

monday=BC 

today in math sarah told me to shove this whole cupcake in my mouth,

and of course being the child i am, i did it, and we couldn’t stop laughing, of course thats complete normal for me, so :D

Fucking migrane

I just kind of realized that I BARELY saw my parents this weekend. Shit haha

Your drink is yours by process of elimination. You eliminate it. It’s yours

Fucked up. And there’s styill alcghol left

Woman is so trashed

Omg so fucked up

Booze run

Haha on the kabboom commercial that billy mays did. The narrator voice over is. A women but the pictures and clips they show still have billy mays’s hands in them LOL