This chick here at Which which looks like how itzel would look in 2 years
THE BEAR JEW!
Ok so the bible said that the world will end...
againstdagrain: thirtyminutesofficial: sixpackofapathy: heygloria: wearethewaiting: chikinpai: ifuckinglovetea: The bible also says you will go to hell for being gay and that a jewish zombie could cure lepers and women only have to go through childbirth because Eve ate an apple from a tree because a snake told her to. Just sayin’
Does your hooker intuition say?
Wouldn’t be surprised if angelina brought back a kid from haiti
I’ve never seen someone fight a tree and live
Reblog with a random fact about yourself.
againstdagrain: beingbrutalisnteverything: spacetimecontinuim: imthejavafox: mrsubstantial: talkabouttp: cruisinforabruisinn: justashotinthedark: impossiblecharisma: I leave half empty water bottles all over the place. I hate anything cinnamon sented. I can say my ABC’s backwards. the first week i met my best friend we got in a wreck and flipped his explorer in a ditch. I...
Oh that’s great walk straight into the jaws of death
complete confidence doesn’t mean much when you drink vodka like its water.
Love the rain. the way it feels the way it smells the way it tastes. I love the way YOUR hands feel the way YOU smell and the way YOUR lips taste
The fuck obama. There goes the moon mission
I’m staring at her cause I have nothing else to do she has face and nice tits. -steph
Hit on by some indie guy. Great. -
So today we stayed home =/ im sorry you regretted it, you should have just gone to school.. anyway. JULY=SEATTLEE FOR 3 WEEKS JUNE AND AUGUST=San Fran (off and on for a couple weeks) june and august is normal for me, since i always go it’s soo hot outside, like i don’t even understand, but i like it, i think? i like that its summer weather, but i don’t like the thoughts...
Those. Ten multiple scandelous minutes spent in the bathroom with a total stranger will add up to 1 whole day of my summer
I pierced jet puffs ear
I’m in Sacramento, but i miss you -Ivan :] he was my valentine last year! and so was someone else -__- i spent the last 2 hours of my night with him, which was amazing and now i miss him =/
FFFFF this movie -__-
Tom: I loved this girl, but she took a giant shit on my face, literally. Allison: Literally? Tom: No, not literally. That’s disgusting, Jesus. What’s the matter with you?
Pierced Lip Epidermis, would you be so kind as to let me have full function of the lower left side of my lip without any pain for about 2 hours? please?
Jazzy and erik
Let’s (insert intimate detail here)
Your heart close to the ground
SPREAD YOUR BUSINESS lol!
thanks alot for taking my C and puting it to a D, just becausse i missed class, to make up stuff for a teacher that hasn’t been at school for 3 weeks, really nice yknow? fuck that shit, half your students hate you anyway. on another note, my grades are fine, WAY better than i expect, but nothing to get excited over, its just a grade, like im not gonna throw a party for a good gpa, its...
I just kind of realized that I BARELY saw my parents this weekend. Shit haha
you’re my best friend OF course I’d hook up with you– lol! Haha
Your drink is yours by process of elimination. You eliminate it. It’s yours
Fucked up. And there’s styill alcghol left
Woman is so trashed
Omg so fucked up
Haha on the kabboom commercial that billy mays did. The narrator voice over is. A women but the pictures and clips they show still have billy mays’s hands in them LOL