COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via kaitlinshmaitlin)

Would losing me even be a loss?

I hope
you never
regret me.

5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

(via carm-n)

I can’t leave you. You’re the only person I love on Mondays and I fucking hate everyone on Mondays. I can’t give that up.

Just know that I love you. I love you with all of my fucked up, piece of shit heart.

(2:41am)

(via killxnx)

No winning here.

  July 30, 2014 at 06:11pm

If you want me,
You need to show me.
If I push you away,
please just push back,
and declare me as your own.
Because I’ve spent my whole life being unwanted,
And I need to be shown that I’m wanted.
I’m scared,
So show me I don’t need to be.
And I will be yours.

To bad no one wants me. (via the-painful-truth)

(via thunderrpussy)

whetaver:

and what a great investment that was

(via visagedeficient)

Great gays think alike.

  July 29, 2014 at 10:20pm

ralphcastner:

Not another soul could love you like my rotten bones do.